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She-Bear Alert!

Last Wednesday night as I was walking home, I was attacked by a pack of she-bears! I never knew Ann Arbor was a town with a bear infestation, but after that night, I will never walk home alone again. The she-bears were apparently lead by a strange bald man walking around with a staff in hand, I tried to chase after him after the attack, but he proved to be more fleet footed than he looked.

Anyhow, even though I escaped with my life, I did suffer some battle scars. Here's the first one:


To the untrained eye, this might look like a second-degree burn, like one would get if he didn't use an oven mitt when taking a pizza out of the oven. But I assure you that this is no stupid accident, it was a vicious claw mark from a she-bear!


The wound evolved in the days ahead and is looking quite manly of late. Darn you bears!

Comments

shmoopios said…
that bald man was me.
3:57 PM
serenana said…
how did you know they were she bears?
5:50 PM
unknownbreaker said…
well serenana, you can tell when they stand up. my goodness ken... it's amazing you weren't hurt further.
11:46 PM
unknownbreaker said…
omg i'm retarded
12:17 AM
Matt Mikalatos said…
Bears everywhere do my bidding.

Also Korean women dressed as bald men.
4:03 PM
annimal said…
i guess you take pizza out of the oven with your wrists eh? darn those shebears. i haven't read your blog in TOO LONG.
1:43 AM
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