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She-Bear Alert!

Last Wednesday night as I was walking home, I was attacked by a pack of she-bears! I never knew Ann Arbor was a town with a bear infestation, but after that night, I will never walk home alone again. The she-bears were apparently lead by a strange bald man walking around with a staff in hand, I tried to chase after him after the attack, but he proved to be more fleet footed than he looked.

Anyhow, even though I escaped with my life, I did suffer some battle scars. Here's the first one:


To the untrained eye, this might look like a second-degree burn, like one would get if he didn't use an oven mitt when taking a pizza out of the oven. But I assure you that this is no stupid accident, it was a vicious claw mark from a she-bear!


The wound evolved in the days ahead and is looking quite manly of late. Darn you bears!

Comments

shmoopios said…
that bald man was me.
serenana said…
how did you know they were she bears?
unknownbreaker said…
well serenana, you can tell when they stand up. my goodness ken... it's amazing you weren't hurt further.
unknownbreaker said…
omg i'm retarded
Matt Mikalatos said…
Bears everywhere do my bidding.

Also Korean women dressed as bald men.
annimal said…
i guess you take pizza out of the oven with your wrists eh? darn those shebears. i haven't read your blog in TOO LONG.

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