She-Bear Alert!
Last Wednesday night as I was walking home, I was attacked by a pack of she-bears! I never knew Ann Arbor was a town with a bear infestation, but after that night, I will never walk home alone again. The she-bears were apparently lead by a strange bald man walking around with a staff in hand, I tried to chase after him after the attack, but he proved to be more fleet footed than he looked.
Anyhow, even though I escaped with my life, I did suffer some battle scars. Here's the first one:
To the untrained eye, this might look like a second-degree burn, like one would get if he didn't use an oven mitt when taking a pizza out of the oven. But I assure you that this is no stupid accident, it was a vicious claw mark from a she-bear!
The wound evolved in the days ahead and is looking quite manly of late. Darn you bears!
Anyhow, even though I escaped with my life, I did suffer some battle scars. Here's the first one:
To the untrained eye, this might look like a second-degree burn, like one would get if he didn't use an oven mitt when taking a pizza out of the oven. But I assure you that this is no stupid accident, it was a vicious claw mark from a she-bear!
The wound evolved in the days ahead and is looking quite manly of late. Darn you bears!
3:57 PM
that bald man was me. top
5:50 PM
how did you know they were she bears? top
11:46 PM
well serenana, you can tell when they stand up. my goodness ken... it's amazing you weren't hurt further. top
12:17 AM
omg i'm retarded top
4:03 PM
Bears everywhere do my bidding.
Also Korean women dressed as bald men. top
1:43 AM
i guess you take pizza out of the oven with your wrists eh? darn those shebears. i haven't read your blog in TOO LONG. top