At Sam Ash buying some guitar tools
me: do you have peg winders?
sales clerk: Right over there (pointing to the plastic flimsy ones)
me: (thinking)
sales clerk: (sensing my hesitation, then proceeds to up sell me) Do you want the ones with wire clippers on it?
me: yea
sales clerk: (standing silently devoid of movement)
me: may I have a gander?
sales clerk: (giving me a puzzled look)
me: ... umm ... have a look ... just to see
sales clerk: isn't gander a male goose?
me: uh yea, I guess it could mean that too ...
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