Give me your male goose

At Sam Ash buying some guitar tools

me: do you have peg winders?

sales clerk: Right over there (pointing to the plastic flimsy ones)

me: (thinking)

sales clerk: (sensing my hesitation, then proceeds to up sell me) Do you want the ones with wire clippers on it?

me: yea

sales clerk: (standing silently devoid of movement)

me: may I have a gander?

sales clerk: (giving me a puzzled look)

me: ... umm ... have a look ... just to see

sales clerk: isn't gander a male goose?

me: uh yea, I guess it could mean that too ...

Comments

Eric said…

I don't know what's funnier--the male goose part or the fact that you actually said "can I have a gander" haha

11:35 AM

Matt Mikalatos said…

ganders are on aisle three

11:40 AM

unknownbreaker said…

were you in a place where geese are hunted often? how would someone think of such a thing.

12:49 AM

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