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Strange Jesus Merchandise

Deluxe Jesus Action Figure



















Miracle Eyes Jesus Sculpture























Stuff like this really freaks me out. I can't imagine what you can do with a Jesus action figure. Do you let your kids play with the Son of God alongside G.I. Joe and Barbie? Would action figure Jesus give his five loaves and two fish to feed little ponies? And what's up with the glow-in-the-dark hands?

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  • Blogger Christopher Dennis says so:
    11:34 PM  

    my favorite part is that this is not just any Jesus (you know, the perfect Son of God), it's deluxe Jesus. Superlative! top