Save Me!
Wow, has it really been 3 weeks since my last post? Where has the time gone? Traveling around so much certainly doesn't help, but who cares now that I'm back.Some people think up great ideas for new inventions, some people ... don't. Here's a Russian guy who came up with the genius idea of putting a panic button inside a coffin. YES! A panic button! So just in case you decided to take a long nap and people mistakenly thought you were dead, you can alert your friends to dig you back up.
This is a must for people who believe in the literal bodily resurrection. Wouldn't it just suck if you resurrected but found yourself buried under six feet of dirt in a coffin? I think they should put a cup holder and a TV in there too - you never know how long it'll take for your friends to dig you up.