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All Downhill from Here ...

Symptoms:

1) Lower back pain (detriorating muscles)
2) Aching joints (arthritis)
3) Decrease in height (shrinking bones)
4) Wrinkles (darn you gravity)
5) Memory Loss (losing brain cells)
6) Decrease in mobility (can't run as fast or jump as high)
7) Decrease in metabolism (fat fat fat)

This is what 25 years on earth can do to you. As I ponder on this, a famous quote from Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness comes to mind:


THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!!!

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