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Fun with Latin!

Here are some interesting/useful Latin phrases we all should have in our repertoire

Use when contemplative
Cogito, ergo sum. = I think, therefore I am.

Cogito, ergo doleo. = I think, therefore I am depressed.

Use during a fight
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. = I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. = I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Magister Mundi sum! = I am the Master of the Universe

Use during social situations
Die dulci freure. = Have a nice day.

Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo. = Don't call me, I'll call you.

Canis meus id comedit. = My dog ate it.

Fac ut vivas.Get a life.

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur. = Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.

Use when you're in China
Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant! = May barbarians invade your personal space!

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. = I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. = I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

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