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V for Victory ... (for Killer Robots)

I am a techy, there's no question about that. Whenever the latest and coolest gadgets come out, I dream about them and drool (OK maybe I won't drools, but you know what I mean). One of my friends and I were talking about this once and she started calling me a "techno-whore." Lovely ... just lovely ... However, there are times when technology gets scary. Just take for example the Terminator movies where killer robots come and destroy the human race, or in War of the Worlds where robotic aliens come attack us, or even the Matrix , where humans became batteries for machines. Scary stuff! This piece of news reminds me that those movies may not be so far off after all. Those sneaky Japanese scientists have figured out how to control a robot using brain waves! Yes ... BRAIN WAVES! Doesn't this scare you? Imagine 10 years from now when we'll be driving cars with our brains, we'll be turning lights on and off with one simple thought (sadly, this will spe...

Happy Birthday to Me!

If you haven't gotten the hint already, it was my birthday a couple days ago. Woohoo! Thanks for all the cards, meals, cookies, cakes ... etc. It's a blast growing older with you guys. My friend said this about me once, "on the outside he's serious but when business is over he likes to surround himself with people who are silly and can make him laugh." I guess that's true, that's why I love this card I received this year. Enjoy!

Big Bad Bears devour Poor Monkey!

I love the discovery channel, I think I can watch that, TLC, and the history channel non-stop for days without stopping. It's just so engaging and interesting, to find out the weird quirky thing that animals do and the dumb things that people do. Because of my love for the discovery channel, I would've loved to have seen this in person. It's not that I have ill feelings toward monkeys, as someone has suggested, but it's just that it would be a perfect illustration of the "survival of the fittest" concept. Plus, it happened at a safari park, it is supposed to emulate the wild! Kudos to the Dutch zoo keepers! So here's a moral for you: Don't mess with big bad bears or live right next to them.

All Downhill from Here ...

Symptoms: 1) Lower back pain (detriorating muscles) 2) Aching joints (arthritis) 3) Decrease in height ( shrinking bones ) 4) Wrinkles (darn you gravity) 5) Memory Loss (losing brain cells) 6) Decrease in mobility (can't run as fast or jump as high) 7) Decrease in metabolism (fat fat fat) This is what 25 years on earth can do to you. As I ponder on this, a famous quote from Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness comes to mind: THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!!!

The Jigsaw Puzzle

I don't believe in coincidences. Things happen for a reason. Sometimes you see why, but most of the time you don't. It's not your job to make sense of everything, you just roll with the punches and trust that someone out there knows what he's doing. It's interesting how once you learn about something, you start noticing it more and more in the world around you. This happens to me pretty often: I would learn an obscure word that I was certain I have never heard of before, and then the moment after I learn it, I start hearing it everywhere I go ... on the news, in the mall, at the office, on the web. It's like as if a small piece of darkness have been removed from my world, and I start seeing things in a whole new way. For example, the word Antediluvians , the name our cell group adopted for ourselves because it's somewhat related to H2O (water). Right after I found out what it meant, I started seeing the word used in the books I read, I start seeing it...

The Google Intuition

Contextual Advertising ... that's what Google claims about the ads on the side of the Gmail client. I was checking my emails as usual last week and noticed some weird "contextual ads" in some of my emails. For example: Ad: Parent to Parent Are Your Child's Play Dates Safe? Don't Take Chances www.playdatesecure.com Topic: Relating to God as our Heavenly Father Ad: Get Your Ex Back Get a powerful plan for restoring your relationship with your ex. $24 www.exback.com Topic: My friend talking about she felt unworthy of God's love for her Ad: How to Captivate a man Make Him Fall in Love with You- and want to give you the world. www.relationshipheadquarters.com Topic: Same topic as the previous entry Ad: Rap Lyrics Opportunities for singing talent of all ages and genres available now! www.talentrock.com Topic: I told my friend in EA I'll rap (codeword for pray) for them Ad: 70 Day Life Makeover Get organized, manage time, money health, esteem - Begin today! cha...

Flying Teddy Bears ...

Japan is the land of wacky inventions. If you have a crazy idea that you think will never catch on in the US, just go to Japan and you'll find swarms of people buying your wacky invention. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it can be pink, people will buy it. You'd be smart to make it cute and put some stickers on it too, because you know how Asians love the cute stuff. The latest Japanese invention has teddy bears being shot out of guns . The cuddly projectile will be wearing a parachute and will slowly descend upon wily wedding guests, all of which will be fighting each other to grab one of these bears. What a wonderful idea for a wedding. I just might have to buy one and bring it to the next one I'm attending.